"Ohmygosh, Beth! I just walked past a mirror and realized I have TERRIBLE camel toe! Everyone here, in Ikea, can see my camel toe! I can't wear these pants every again."
Fast forward three hours...
Over email:
"Ugh my favorite pilot just came in and saw me in my horrible outfit and did a double take… not good for the self esteem… wish he hadn’t seen my like this… I’m NOT hawt sauce today AT ALL.. I freaking have camel toe…. UGH WORSE DAY EVER."
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